Dear Scale: I Miss You!

Dear Bathroom Scale,
     I know that many people said not to use you every day, but I do.  Every morning, I have a nice trip to the potty and then I step on you to see how things are going.  Sometimes I glare at you, curse, whatever, but I didn't realize how much I would miss you when I was gone!  
     The last time we saw each other was last Wednesday morning.  I'm out of town now and won't be back until Monday, but it will be after weigh-in time, so I'll have to wait until Tuesday morning.  Scale, I'm not sure if you realize this, but we've never gone this long without seeing each other.  I miss you.  I would never use another scale, I'll always save myself for you.
X X O O
Sincerely, 
Amy